REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU

otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

babyspeight:

why go to sleep at a normal hour when you can read an 80,000 word fanfiction until two in the morning

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead